It's Time For A Stu's Cheesecake Holiday Song We'd Love To Hear
The 8 Nights of Hanukkah (Marked Down a Little From Twelve)
On the first night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,
A sweet, creamy Stu's Cheesecake.
On the second night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,
Two months of J-Date,
And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.
On the third night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,
Three spinning dreidels,
Two months of J-Date,
And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.
On the fourth night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,
Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),
Three spinning dreidels,
Two months of J-Date,
And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.
On the fifth night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,
Five Mac-a-bees (very handsome soldiers, I’m keeping them),
Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),
Three spinning dreidels,
Two months of J-Date,
And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.
On the sixth night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,
Six chocolate gelt,
Five Mac-a-bees (very handsome soldiers, I’m keeping them),
Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),
Three spinning dreidels,
Two months of J-Date,
And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.
On the seventh night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,
Seven deep fried latkes,
Six chocolate gelt,
Five Mac-a-bees (very handsome soldiers, I’m keeping them),
Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),
Three spinning dreidels,
Two months of J-Date,
And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.
On the eighth night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,
Ocho Kan-del-ikas (My Bubbe speaks Spanish!?),
Seven deep fried latkes,
Six chocolate gelt,
Five Mac-a-bees (very handsome soldiers, I’m keeping them),
Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),
Three spinning dreidels,
Two months of J-Date,
And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake!
Happy Hanukkah from all of us at Stu's.