It's Time For A Stu's Cheesecake Holiday Song We'd Love To Hear

The 8 Nights of Hanukkah (Marked Down a Little From Twelve)

On the first night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,

A sweet, creamy Stu's Cheesecake. 

On the second night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,

Two months of J-Date,

And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake. 

On the third night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,

Three spinning dreidels,

Two months of J-Date,

And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.

On the fourth night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,

Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),

Three spinning dreidels,

Two months of J-Date,

And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.

On the fifth night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,

Five Mac-a-bees (very handsome soldiers, I’m keeping them),

Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),

Three spinning dreidels,

Two months of J-Date,

And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.

On the sixth night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,

Six chocolate gelt,

Five Mac-a-bees (very handsome soldiers, I’m keeping them),

Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),

Three spinning dreidels,

Two months of J-Date,

And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.

On the seventh night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,

Seven deep fried latkes,

Six chocolate gelt,

Five Mac-a-bees (very handsome soldiers, I’m keeping them),

Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),

Three spinning dreidels,

Two months of J-Date,

And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake.

On the eighth night of Hanukkah my Bubbe gave to me,

Ocho Kan-del-ikas (My Bubbe speaks Spanish!?),

Seven deep fried latkes,

Six chocolate gelt,

Five Mac-a-bees (very handsome soldiers, I’m keeping them),

Four suf-gan-yiot (that’s jelly doughnuts, if you’re Goyishe),

Three spinning dreidels,

Two months of J-Date,

And a sweet, creamy Stu’s Cheesecake!

Happy Hanukkah from all of us at Stu's.